"I NEED AN ENGLISH SPEAKING LAWYER!"

Sweden was amazing. The people there are great, the family was so awesome.

lots to say, but you'll have to chance it and click

so, as i was saying, we -

• Went shopping, and went to the first H&M SQUEE! I bought an ice cream that was nearly the size of my head. Weird.
• went to an i-ron mill and was nearly bored to death. But its okay, we went to a cafe afterwards and i got a heart shaped cupcake ♥ HEARTS MEAN I LOVE YOU.
• the 4th of july was one of my favorite parts. We went to the beach, and later met Cattis' boyorfriend Conrad. Hes super nice, he reminds me ALOT of Jay. Then we came back, and they made us a cake (put trick candles on it) and had american flags all over the place. Asa (cattis' mom) declared her love for Davy Jones and the Monkees. Shes so awesome. And i didnt even miss being in the states that day.
• We went to the Silver mine and i bought some BEATLE PLAYING CARDS. Blackjack was never so sexy. And i tried a 'Nogger' for the first time. Later we went their summer house. Cattis and Annica (her youngere sister) taught us 'Kubb' and got eaten alive by bugs. Annica taught me some Swedish :D Correction, she tried to teach me swedish. Then we watched ALLSANG! Best show ever, even if it is in swedish.
• We went to "The Pit" and met Cattis' friends. They were all so nice, and spoke such good english. One of them asked me "Do you party all the time like in the movies?" HAH. i love america.
• Went to stockholm, met BUTTERMAN. that was amazing. "I hope you and your butter are VERY HAPPY TOGETHER!"
• Went to a Viking festival, and later went to 'Power Meet', where old american cars just drive around and everyone watches like a parade. Basically a whole bunch of Rednecks showed up, and were losers. But it was great, because all old music plays and everyone LIKES it. Hearing a swedish DJ immitate Elvis is well worth the plane ride.
• the last day was sad. At night we had a big dinner, and the adults (and ultra cool Louise ;) had shots, and they taught us songs. It was so funny. That whole dinner was great, i nearly cried 3 times from lauging so hard. But I think Louise telling us she Played "Memory" with people with alzhiemers at work was classic. the conversations went as : having a twister tournament in wheelchairs, verebally abausing cats at airports, opening a fruit circus, and thats basically as intellegent as it got. Horray for Sweden! Then we had to say Goodbye to Louis which was really sad :( But its okay.
• The leaving day was worst. We had a lovley lunch, and said Goodbye to Asa and Annica. AHH that was unbearable. But we hot the road and went to the airport. We checked in, had a few last laughs with "MORE FOOD!" and then hugged and said farewell. That was terrible. i hate saying goodbyes.

I saw a swedish midget. it was awesome.

the London bombings were really freaky too. Because if we went with the original plan of going to London after Sweden, that would have been Rachel and I. The line that was bombed was the line we took everyday. Isnt that special.

But now i'm home. And i cant say i'm entirely unhappy, because i do enjoy being able to read street signs and look at products and know what they are. I am going to buy a flat in Liverpool...but a summer house as well in SVERIGE. i wish i was swedish. And i ilove you if you read all of this.

oh, and for you terrorists - Fuck with america all you'd like, but KEEP THE FUCK AWAY FROM LONDON. thanks.